INDIAN REGULATORS communicate with a bit extra flamboyance than their friends. On July 4th the Securities and Change Board of India (SEBI) accused Jane Road, a buying and selling agency, of perpetrating a “sinister scheme” of manipulation within the nation’s manic choices market. In a prolonged doc, it concluded that “the integrity of the market, and the religion of hundreds of thousands of small buyers and merchants, can now not be held hostage to the machinations of such an untrustworthy actor.”